QUOTATIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.


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Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. ~Scottish Proverb


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The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. ~Gabriel García Márquez


She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. ~Tommy Manville


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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates


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It is not for the fresh cheek, the full lip, the fair forehead, the parted sweeps of sunny hair, and the girlish charm of form and features, that we love the wives who have walked hand in hand with us for years, but for new graces, opening each morning like flowers in the parterre, their predecessors having accomplished their beautiful mission and gone to seed. Old love renewed again, through new motives to love, is certainly a thing lovely in itself, and desirable by all whose ambition and happiness it is to sit supreme in a single heart...


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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. ~Hoshang N. Akhtar


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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. ~Kin Hubbard


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Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. ~Elbert Hubbard


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Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. ~Elbert Hubbard


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In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. ~Joan Didion


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It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage. ~Robert Brault,

Marriages are like fingerprints; each one is different and each one is beautiful.


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Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.


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Happily ever after is not a fairy tale. It’s a choice.


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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.


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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.


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Once we figured out that we could not change each other, we became free to celebrate ourselves as we are.


Love is the greatest gift when given. It is the highest honor when received.


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A long-lasting marriage is built by two people who believe in -and live by- the solemn promise they made.


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BEST MARRIAGE QUOTES

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.


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To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.


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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor


Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.


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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.


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Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.


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Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.


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I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other’s gaps.


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Marriage is the virtuous exploration of love in its purest form and pleasure in its highest state.


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Marriage is getting to have a sleepover with your best friend every night of the week.


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Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.


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Being loved makes us smile. Being married makes us grow…and smile.


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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.


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Walking with your hand in mine and mine in yours, that’s exactly where I want to be always.


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If you live to be 100, I hope to be 100 minus 1 day, So I never have to live without you.


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Through good times and bad. In sickness and in health. Whether rich or
poor. You and me, babe, we’re in this forever. And there’s no one on earth
I’d rather have by my side through it all than you.


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A happy marriage is not based on the number of days, months, or years you’ve been together. A happy marriage is about how much you love each other everyday.


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I choose you to be no other than yourself, loving what I know of you and trusting who you will become, I will respect and honor you always and in all ways. With you I pledge to repair one small piece of the world. I take you to be my spouse, to have and to hold, in tears and in laughter, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish from this day forward, in this world and the next.


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Can we imagine how much better our relationships might be if we argued a little less and snuggled a little more?


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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

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Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work. ~Author Unknown

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POSITIVE MARRIAGE QUOTES

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. ~George Bernard Shaw


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Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~Langdon Mitchell

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Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her. ~Ambrose Bierce, 

That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger. ~George Eliot

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The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. ~Leo J. Burke

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Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

The best time to love with your whole heart is always now, in this moment, because no breath beyond the current is promised.

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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.

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Make a list of ten of your spouse’s faults, which, for the sake of your marriage, you will always overlook. You can live with those ten.

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In every marriage, more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and to continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.

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One man's folly is another man's wife. ~Helen Rowland

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We sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future together.

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Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.

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Love is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels.

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Marriage is a thousand little things that make up the sum of our vows.

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A great marriage isn’t something that just happens; it’s something that must be created.

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Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.


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Don’t compare your love story to those you watch in movies. They’re written by screenwriters, yours is written by God.


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Any reason is a good reason and any time is a good time to say ‘I Love You.’


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When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

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Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other everyday.

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Happily married people know that keeping score is what unhappily married people do.

I hear people say that ‘falling in love is a mistake’ because that means you can simply fall out of love. When it comes to marriage, it just means that you have the benefit of falling in love all over again each and every day.

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I’m not here because I’m supposed to be here, or because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world.

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HAPPY AND POSITIVE MARRIAGE QUOTES

Love is quick to apologize and fast to forgive.


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The single most important thing we can do for the person we love is love them as they most desire to be loved.


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From the first moment I looked into your eyes, I knew with you was where I’d want to be forever. And the day I held you in my arms for the first time, I knew I’d never let you go.


A perfect relationship isn’t ever actually perfect. It’s just one where both people never give up.


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Bottom line…happy couples decide to be happy. In spite of whatever life deals them, they make happiness a habit.

Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It just means your value your relationship more than your ego.


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There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.


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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916


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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds — they mature slowly. ~Peter De Vries


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To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart — about a finger's breadth — for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule. ~Marnie Reed Crowell


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We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love. ~Gene Perret


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It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight. ~John Stevenson


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Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. ~Author Unknown


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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~American Proverb


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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.


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This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess.


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I’ve learned … that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.


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Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. ~Samuel Pepys


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Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown


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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948


It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. ~Helen Rowland, Violets and Vinegar


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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. ~Marlene Dietrich

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CUTE WIFE HUSBAND MESSAGES

Pride adversely affects all our relationships - our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind.


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My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.


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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.


One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.


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When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink.


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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.


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If love is a color, I will be a rainbow to you. If love were to be a film, I would choose "....." It's only in it that lovers don't die.

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If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.


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Through devotion, your family cares become more peaceful, mutual love between husband and wife becomes more sincere, the service we owe to the prince more faithful, and our work, no matter what it is, becomes more pleasant and agreeable.


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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.


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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.


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If everyone married someone as wonderful as you, this world would most definitely be a happier place.


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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.


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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.


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I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.


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My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife.


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Like sunshine in the summer and rain in the winter, I know I can count on
my husband to be there through every season of my life.


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You make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.


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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.


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Marriage is a gift of love you give to your spouse everyday, with a never-ending promise that you’ll walk side-by-side.


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The reason most couples get divorced is not because they get bored with each other. It's because when you're dating, you pretend to be someone you're not.
And there's only so long you can hold that off.


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My days are perfect with a thought of you
Oh happy day it is, when it starts with you!
In Every step and all moves, I want the special you
For Sad and gloomy is it all day without lovely you



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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.


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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!


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Great strength will I be for you when you tire
Beautiful for you also than your best attire
Active will my love be for you, never to retire
I’ll be nothing but the fulfilment for your desire



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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.


Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.


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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does


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EASTER FEAST MESSAGES

He showed us the way. He has long been gone. Yet, in our hearts, His name shines on. Wish you a blessed and Holy Friday.

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Easter is the time to repent for all our sins and thank God for all his blessings over us. Let us prepare ourselves for the returning of Christ. Happy Easter to you.

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Let the resurrection of Christ on Easter bring a new dawn and hopes into your life for a much brighter future ahead. Have a happy Easter ahead.

Life is a precious gift, but we realise this only when we give it to others

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Wishing U a Very "HAPPY EASTER"

Wid Luv And Best Wishes..

May That EASTER Day Brings

LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.

May u Live Long LIFE...

And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...

Remember me in ur prayers..

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When I'm lifted up, I shall draw all men to myself. His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation, love, peace, joy, hope & breakthrough in our life in Jesus resurrection .

The budding trees, the new flowers, and birds that sweetly sing, whisper to me that it's Easter.

Here is wishing a warmth for your soul on Easter and always! Happy Easter

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May the angels protect u...

may the sadness forget u...

may goodness surround u...

and may Allah always bless u...

Happy Easter!!!

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As Easter arrives, may Lord Jesus shower peace on earth and fruitful blessings on your life. Have a happy Easter ahead.

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Let us be together and pray the Lord for peace on earth and happiness in our homes. May Lord Jesus shower His choicest blessings upon you and your family. Have a happy Easter.

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With the resurrection of Lord Jesus, let Him shower peace and prosperity in your lives and in the organization. Have a happy Easter ahead.

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Easter is the time to spread the joy and happiness that Christ has brought about into our lives, to everyone we meet. Wishing you and your loved ones a Meaningful Easter.

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The day of Easter brings happiness and blessings my friend. May this Easter shower all upon your life and make it fruitful and prosperous. Have a happy Easter.

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Let the resurrection of Lord Jesus grant blessings in your life and make our love more prosperous and joyous. With a new dawn of countless blessings, may you celebrate Easter on a happy note.

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Easter is God’s blessing to the world. It is his way of telling us that, love and hope still exists in the world. May you have a learned Easter.

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Let this Easter shower upon your peace and prosperity in your life and home and May Lord Jesus bless you with His choicest blessings. I send you wishes for a happy Easter.

On this resurrection of Lord Jesus, may he shower blessings of prosperity on your family and may your Easter celebration bring a new dawn of happiness in your household.

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May Lord Jesus bless you with loads of happiness and prosperity and your life turn out to be a treasure of brighter opportunities. Have a happy Easter.

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WIFE HUSBAND QUOTES AND JOKES

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

I could promise to hold you, and to cherish you. I could promise to be there in sickness and in health. I could say till death do us part. But I won't. Those vows are for optimistic couples, the ones full of hope. And i do not stand here, on my wedding day, optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic. I am not hopeful. I am sure. I am steady. And i know. I am a heart man. I take them apart. I put them back together. I hold them in my hands. I ... am a heart man. So this, I am sure. You are my partner, my lover, my very best friend. My heart beats for you. And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this. I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands. I promise you ... me.

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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

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I work a lot of hours, and in this business you really try to keep as busy as you possibly can. Sometimes when you really focus on kids in your free time you lose the husband and wife relationship to some degree. It's been a real focus for us to make sure we stay focused on us two.

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

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I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve.

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I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time!

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Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause. Til’ death do us part is the length.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little ‘extra’ every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.


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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "SH*T."

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When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

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After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

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Home is where my husband is.


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I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

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Each morning comes with its unique happiness. I wake up hale and hearty not because I am never sick, but because I know a drug that heals it all - that's your love and care.


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Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along."